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[ DECLASSIFIED // 001 ]
ILUMI
ROBOT.
They told you he was just a friendly robot. Look at his hands. 👁️
Spotted in Washington, D.C. Throwing the triangle right in front of the White House. Coincidence? The internet doesn't think so. Meet ILUMI — the government's least classified secret.
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// EVIDENCE FILE 001
THE SIGNS WERE ALWAYS THERE.
A robot. A triangle. The White House. One extremely suspicious photo op. We connected the dots so you don't have to.
// THE CONSPIRACY BOARD
FOLLOW THE TRIANGLE.
FILE 01 / THE ROBOT
Friendly face. Secret agenda.
Two blue eyes. One yellow body. Zero explanation for the Illuminati hand sign.
FILE 02 / THE LOCATION
Right by the White House.
Of all the places to strike a pose, he chose the most suspicious backdrop possible.
FILE 03 / THE ORDER
New world. New bot.
The New World Order just got a firmware update. Welcome to the age of $ILUMI.
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// TRANSMISSION RECEIVED
THE NEW WORLD ORDER
JUST GOT AN UPGRADE.
Not financial advice. Definitely not government advice. Just a meme. Probably.